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My damaged feet need TLC!!!

My damaged feet need tender loving care. No more climbing mountain for me in the foreseeable future!!

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DISGUSTING!!!

SPITTING AND/OR CLEARING YOUR NOSTRILS IS UNSANITARY, UNHEALTHY, DANGEROUS.

IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN THIS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR IN MY SACRED PLAY-SPACE AND/OR BATHROOM.

Wish List...

It is certainly not expected of me to receive gifts from visitors but from time to time I am given them...

For guidance purposes, so gifts don't go to waste -

Champagne / Dry white sparkling wine (to share with my maid Ella).

Temperature reading...

When visitors arrive it's straight into the bathroom for an invigorating power shower. Then with a towel wrapped around your waist we are going to have our pre-session chat in my cosy front room parlour. Whilst doing this you will have a thermometer placed under your armpit for the first 5 minutes... I got this idea from my elderly maid who told me she was not able to enter Age UK to engage in community activities unless she had her temperature taken.